I wanted to see where it was going and yes, if I had to be absolutely honest, I wanted to get to the sexy parts. But then it got more and more tedious, so how did I cheat? I skipped through it. This time I picked up a book, started reading it, realized the writing felt flat but the story just seemed interesting enough to follow. That's not exactly how it happened for me this time. Sometimes if the book is not doing it for you - you dnf it. You know how it usually goes, you pick up a book, you read it, you form your opinion while reading it, you put it down satisfied. Oh all right, don't be so pushy, I'll tell you. Intended for audiences 18 years and older. It includes explicit language and sexual situations. Wink, wink bitches.Īuthor's This is a slow-burn why choose fae-fantasy story, where the FMC will end up with multiple mates. And you know what that means.Now, it's my turn to get some. What I didn't expect was for him to retaliate and hit my ass with some crazy magic mojo strong enough to push me into the physical realm. Unfortunately, my bitterness carried over into the new realm, and then I attacked a fae prince with Love Arrows. You can only do so much before the cupid bosses get all huffy. Sorry, not sorry.Īll my bad cupid'ing might be why I was exiled from the human realm. And yeah, I'm probably responsible for some terrible matchmaking out there. I'm stuck in this never-ending afterlife where I'm invisible, lonely, and bitter as hell.

They don't call us stupid cupids for nothing.

I used to consider myself a hopeless romantic, so why wouldn't I choose to become a cupid? Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong again.

I can pass it out like sugar-free lollipops at a dentist's office, but I can't get any love for myself. Sure, I can blow some Lust into people's faces and watch the show, but I can't actually participate. You'd think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong.

Signs of Cupidity by Raven Kennedy